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Sarah // said (10:14 PM):
Mom is in a wierd mood.
She just stuck her face in front of mine and went "AAAAAAAGH!" with googly eyes

Sarah // said (10:15 PM):
Then microwaved some milk.








Kind of nice to have a laugh in between 3 of 5 essays.

Yes. Me again. Updated the portfolio and it's looking better already, but I wanted to prod you for feedback, my trusty friends:

http://destroyerbabystudio.daportfolio.com/

What image would you put on the home page? Should the order of any of the images in the subfolders be changed? Is there anything glaringly out of place?

Inquiring minds need to know.

Sleep now.

<3

http://www.youtube.com/user/mahalodotcom


The female cohost is cute. The pair of them are also geuinely entertaining and funny in a Brooke Marks low-budget style (minus the gratuitous webcam dancing.)

Because I'm too lazy to format for the moment, but it was an interesting dream.

( Zombie Dreams as explained on msn )

Browsing through previous entries, I stumbled across my 2008 to-do list (as of Jan 5th, 2008.) Here's what it was, and I've underlined what's been accomplished in the year and a half since then:

- start an RRSP
- stop eating so much junk food
- floss regularly
- finish at least three paintings
- beat FATE
- go to a goth club in full gear
- get my G2
- go on a road trip, sans parents, as driver
- wax legs
- go to wonderland
- make a snowman
- get into Criminology
- keep a 3.0 average (at least)
- go to a concert
- finish illustrating a comic
- visit Bryn in Ottawa
- See every member of my parents' immediate families at least once
- buy the perfect pair of faded jeans
- make a short film or music video



There's still time to finish it before 2010!

...The truth of the matter is that it wasn't amibitious enough. The bar was set just high enough that I wouldn't dissapoint myself, but not so high that I now feel like I've actually accomplished anything by the end.

I mean, "buy the perfect pair of faded jeans"? What the hell is that?


This calls for a better list.

I love my life.


http://www.rebelliouspixels.com/2009/buffy-vs-edward-twilight-remixed



Amazingly put together, funny, exposes Edward for the creeper he is, and well worth the watch.

(Thank you Christine!)

Picture opportunities are all over the place, it's just not always that we're ready to capture them.

Don't you wish you had cameras in your eyes?

You can take my organs.
It's okay, really.

Take my eyes,
But tell them they were used to gaze upon my lover.
Take my face,
But tell them it received many a gentle touch.
Take my heart,
But tell them it raced in my chest when I stood on stage.
Take my bones,
But tell them they carried me - unbroken - across great distances in many countries.
Take my lungs,
But tell them they breathed in the sweet air of midnights and early mornings.
Take my liver,
But tell them they'll have to forgive an affection for red wine and strawberry zinfadel.
Take my kidneys,
But tell them I've never been in fights that might damage them.
Take my skin,
But tell them it was my canvas through paint, markers, makeup, and bruises


Take my insides,
It's okay, really.


Just don't take them without me.

Who knew this would work so well?

Having a working penis does not guarantee you'll get laid.

Kisses,
Sarah.

Barbie Porn

......Yup.


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/386922/trisfe_pornografia/



First, I laughed. Then something about this struck me as a profound metaphor.

Thing One: Ever feel horribly boring, unintelligent, uninteresting, and inadequate? I certainly do.


Thing Two: This is the AWESOMESHIT! That's right, you heard me! It's not just awesome, it's not just the shit, it's the awesomeshit. It'll make your day:

www.aprilwinchell.com/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/02/05/barack-obama-is-tired-of-your-motherfucking-shit//index.html

Yes folks, that IS Barack Obama's voice you're hearing.

*Happy sigh*

( Longish, but interesting. (Yet another MSN conversation) )



Any thoughts?

I know I should post a proper entry that isn't msn sometime, but oh well. I thought it was funny.

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what was once can never be, take your steps, take them wide. I chase no more, let the red river run says:
yo skank

Sarah // "I think moshing is a sign of what Christians would call...uh...the apocalypse." says:
hey ho

Sarah // "I think moshing is a sign of what Christians would call...uh...the apocalypse." says:
How's my favourite working girl?

what was once can never be, take your steps, take them wide. I chase no more, let the red river run says:
ah hade a sex change i guess

Sarah // "I think moshing is a sign of what Christians would call...uh...the apocalypse." says:
lol well it's about time! I was getting tired of selling your ass.

what was once can never be, take your steps, take them wide. I chase no more, let the red river run says:
bitch my ass sells it self

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Edit: I just remembered another amusing dialogue I have to share. This one between my mum and I a few days ago. The other day, I felt like wearing rings (I usually don't) and my mom was like "OMIGOD THAT'S A WEDDING RING" *shocked*

Me: Uh, no it's not.

Her: Yes it is!!!

Me: No. It's not. It's definately a lord of the rings ring I got off a bookmark.





(...I had to show her the elvish around the edges before she believed me.)

Let's conspire to re-ignite all the souls that would die just to feel alive says:
yes

Sarah // Maybe I used too many monkeys. says:
I did use too many monkeys?

Let's conspire to re-ignite all the souls that would die just to feel alive says:
yeah, you could have used one less

Sarah // Maybe I used too many monkeys. says:
curses. I guess that was the rough draft monkey.

Sarah // Maybe I used too many monkeys. says:
monkey/donkey

Let's conspire to re-ignite all the souls that would die just to feel alive says:
ahah

Sarah // Maybe I used too many monkeys. says:
...you can't combine those words. How annoying.

Let's conspire to re-ignite all the souls that would die just to feel alive says:
hahaha thats awesome

Sarah // Maybe I used too many monkeys. says:
I did it in my head and said it "monkey" pronounced like "donkey" with an m...only to realize that I was just mispronouncing "monkey"

No, probably not. But I saw the replies to this and I was like dfbakfadfdaefdf YOU FUCKERS MISSED THE POINT!!! Missed! The! Point!!

http://www.modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pid=7286745


Glance at the comments underneath and you'll see what I mean.

WOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOO!!!!!!


*does a happy dance*



(If you don't want to hear the mushy "I wanna thank my family" bit then skip what comes after 4:00 in this particular clip, but there's a part 2 that comes back to politics.)

It may not be the most task oriented speech, it doesn't lay out a list of objectives or a budget, but goddammit it's about time someone gave a speech as inspired as this one.

Watch this. You'll understand why after.

<3 you all

Yoinked from Mickey's friends list, cause it was amazing.

If you have an hour to spare sit your ass down and watch this.

If you want a (shorter) idea of the kind of stuff that'll be talked about look at this one first:



I recommend full screen <3

I'm getting incredibly bored with all this free time. When I'm seeing friends, great, but when I'm not it's like dskjfvwEKHJGFB WHAt the hell do I do with myself??

Boredom isn't very condusive to creative stuff, either. So it's not like I can paint or something.

Well...actually...Maybe I can. I just have to sneak into my room and get my stuff and try not to wake up Brendan. (I picked him up after work this morning since I was driving Robert to his bus stop anyway.)

At least I'm seeing Mickey today and Bryn tommorow. :) Yay!